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1.Where did you study homeopathy?
In the International School of hairdressers ( in olden times this used to be School of Barbers - before that School of Barbarism)
I studied it till I got a headache, some folks who are really good at it studied it till they became cross-eyed.
Most of the folks in my batch passed our post graduate education in Mortuary Management and Cadaver Conservation with flying colors.
I mentored with Classical Homeopath XYZ till she got arrested for selling Meditation in potencies...
I ONLY use homeopathic remedies - for others. For my own use I go to a good allopathic doctor in a town far off from my town of practice. Or attend Rajan's training in Bombay and go to a good Ayurveda doctor.
Naturally - only one remedy in any given second...On second thought, I will change the remedy in the next few seconds - but always the single remedy...
Depends on how much medicine I have in hand, If I have a lot, I use dry. If there is not much I dilute it with water as needed and market this as a better way of taking it. My grandma used the same trick every time she was short on milk. She will dilute it more and called in potentized and powerful milk and called this LM ( Lightweight Milk) and claimed that this released innate healing powers of milk.
I have read the Organon many times since no one can understand it in a life time. I had to keep on reading it since it is very rare for me to go beyond the first 3 paras before Organon of Sleep arrives.
What edition of the Organon do you base your work on?
I am told that there is a secret underground version of Organon that Hahnemann wrote and gave to Melanie to release it only in 2012.
I am waiting for this latest version of Organon to base my practice on it. I am told that Hahnemann recommends pouring the medicine into the patients mouth and shaking the patient 500 times for instantaneous action.
I welcome allopathic vaccination because it gives rise to many diseases for homeopaths to cure. There are many homeopathic experts whose livelihood depends on vaccination.
I am always available for emergencies esp, when I am the cause of it. I handle only classical emergencies like "sleeping in front of TV, loud snoring, tight socks leaving impressions on the leg, itching in the back where patient cannot reach it"...For the rest I have negotiated rates with local cab drivers to safely drive you to the nearest emergency room and good allopathic care.
--- In minutus@yahoogroups.com, "lightspirals" wrote:
) very funny you two - this is taking on sweeney todd proportions