Greetings all,
I'd just like to do up a page or two of "homeopathic humour" for my students. (clean jokes, please!)
Please send me PRIVATELY any funny and/or corny joke you may know...
with a happy new year to you all....
Didi
homeopathic humour
Re: homeopathic humour
Didi, it would be so much nicer if everyone would share the humour with
us all
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This request just begs some of the 'light bulb' jokes
How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.
How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Did you hear about the man who forgot to take his homeopathic medicine?
Died of an overdose!
I'm sure others could do better
Happy holidays, Joy
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us all
)This request just begs some of the 'light bulb' jokes
How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.
How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Did you hear about the man who forgot to take his homeopathic medicine?
Died of an overdose!
I'm sure others could do better
Happy holidays, Joy
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Theresa Partington
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Re: homeopathic humour
And how many thujas would it take? Only one but it would be a 1000 wart bulb.
Theresa
Joy wrote:
How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.
How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
Theresa
Joy wrote:
How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.
How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon
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Didi Ananda Ruchira
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Re: homeopathic humour
Thanks all, ha ha ha ha ha
Sincerely,
Didi Ananda Ruchira
Director, Abha Light
visit: www.abhalight.org
tel: +254 20 445-0181 / cells: 0733-895466 / 0723-869133
Sincerely,
Didi Ananda Ruchira
Director, Abha Light
visit: www.abhalight.org
tel: +254 20 445-0181 / cells: 0733-895466 / 0723-869133
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Jean Doherty
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- Joined: Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:00 pm
Re: homeopathic humour
Its infectious// May your clinic and the group have a Great 2006, Jean
Didi Ananda Ruchira wrote:
Didi Ananda Ruchira wrote: