Examining the Leg

[Alva Irish]

A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta
check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up
to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh
only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how
long has this been going on." The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc. put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say
"Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never
seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear
up to my ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear
his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me
5 buck please, if you will."

I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said.
"There's nothing about it in my books," he said as he
frantically searched all his medical reference books.
"I can make a well educated guess though. Based on
life and all my previous experience I can tell you that
your leg seems to be broke in three places."

[V.T. Yekkirala]

Hi,
This case is excellent... Just take the totality
and the ans works out to 35 bucks if only the leg is to be covered...
with best wishes,
V.T.Yekkirala.
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