Humor (maybe) - Make Your Own Media Panic
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:11 pm
Make Your Own Media Panic
with Dr. Zach Hines Start here!
MATCH AN ANIMAL TO AN AGENT:
snail virus
chicken bacteria
rat tainted meat
pangolin parasite
ant worm
cow fungus
CHOOSE AN INFECTION METHOD:
a) Close proximity to faeces b) Touching river water
c) Eating Chinese fish d) Unprotected sex with
nurses
e) Hubris
HOW DO YOUR VICTIMS DIE?
a) Slow, agonizing deaths b Lightning-quick bursts of
death
c) From the inside out d) Lungs collapse and
liver turns on kidneys
e) Age 1,000 years in 10 seconds
CHOOSE A TRAGIC, INNOCENT FIRST CARRIER:
a) Infants b) Grandparents
c) Puppies d) Unborn babies
e) Virgins
CONSTRUCT A WORST-CASE SCENARIO:
a) Disease closes your port city, travels by airplane to all major cities
in the world
b) Disease spreads quickly via migrating birds to all major cities of the
world (migrating arctic terns handle the north-south axis)
c) Diseased frogs rain from sky
d) War between the vaccine haves and have-nots breaks out; meanwhile,
disease devastates both sides
e) Whole world collapses
ALL YOU NEED NOW IS AN INEXPLICABLE MAGIC BULLET:
a) Supercarriers b) Mutation
c) Super-mutations d) Rapid, unchecked
evolution (RUE)
e) "The Incredible Hulk effect"
CHOOSE THE RANGE OF POTENTIAL DEATHS:
a) 2 million b) 10 million
c) 25 million d) 100 million
e) 1,000+million
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST CREATED:
Mostly A's) A ticking time bomb of disease
Mostly B's) A rampant, ravaging infection
Mostly C's) A killer epidemic of global proportions
Mostly D's) A global pandemic
Mostly E's) A holocaust
NOW GIVE IT A ZIPPY NAME. MATCH YOUR ANIMAL TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
Fever, Flu, Wasting disease, Blood cough
All you need to do now is verify with a doctor that your worst-case
scenario would indeed be terrifying - and call the press!
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Sheri Nakken, R.N., MA, Classical Homeopath
Well Within & Earth Mysteries & Sacred Site Tours (worldwide)
Vaccination Information & Choice Network
http://www.nccn.net/~wwithin/vaccine.htm
http://www.nccn.net/~wwithin/homeo.htm
homeopathycures@tesco.net
ONLINE Introduction to Homeopathy Classes
ONLINE Introduction to Vaccine Dangers Classes
Voicemail US 530-740-0561 UK phone from US 011-44-1874-624-936
with Dr. Zach Hines Start here!
MATCH AN ANIMAL TO AN AGENT:
snail virus
chicken bacteria
rat tainted meat
pangolin parasite
ant worm
cow fungus
CHOOSE AN INFECTION METHOD:
a) Close proximity to faeces b) Touching river water
c) Eating Chinese fish d) Unprotected sex with
nurses
e) Hubris
HOW DO YOUR VICTIMS DIE?
a) Slow, agonizing deaths b Lightning-quick bursts of
death
c) From the inside out d) Lungs collapse and
liver turns on kidneys
e) Age 1,000 years in 10 seconds
CHOOSE A TRAGIC, INNOCENT FIRST CARRIER:
a) Infants b) Grandparents
c) Puppies d) Unborn babies
e) Virgins
CONSTRUCT A WORST-CASE SCENARIO:
a) Disease closes your port city, travels by airplane to all major cities
in the world
b) Disease spreads quickly via migrating birds to all major cities of the
world (migrating arctic terns handle the north-south axis)
c) Diseased frogs rain from sky
d) War between the vaccine haves and have-nots breaks out; meanwhile,
disease devastates both sides
e) Whole world collapses
ALL YOU NEED NOW IS AN INEXPLICABLE MAGIC BULLET:
a) Supercarriers b) Mutation
c) Super-mutations d) Rapid, unchecked
evolution (RUE)
e) "The Incredible Hulk effect"
CHOOSE THE RANGE OF POTENTIAL DEATHS:
a) 2 million b) 10 million
c) 25 million d) 100 million
e) 1,000+million
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE JUST CREATED:
Mostly A's) A ticking time bomb of disease
Mostly B's) A rampant, ravaging infection
Mostly C's) A killer epidemic of global proportions
Mostly D's) A global pandemic
Mostly E's) A holocaust
NOW GIVE IT A ZIPPY NAME. MATCH YOUR ANIMAL TO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
Fever, Flu, Wasting disease, Blood cough
All you need to do now is verify with a doctor that your worst-case
scenario would indeed be terrifying - and call the press!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Sheri Nakken, R.N., MA, Classical Homeopath
Well Within & Earth Mysteries & Sacred Site Tours (worldwide)
Vaccination Information & Choice Network
http://www.nccn.net/~wwithin/vaccine.htm
http://www.nccn.net/~wwithin/homeo.htm
homeopathycures@tesco.net
ONLINE Introduction to Homeopathy Classes
ONLINE Introduction to Vaccine Dangers Classes
Voicemail US 530-740-0561 UK phone from US 011-44-1874-624-936