Medical testing
Posted: Mon May 13, 2002 9:42 pm
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid
the dog on the table, Doctor Buck pulled out his stethoscope, placing
the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook
his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any
testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he
returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work,
sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly.
After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook
his head and went, "Woof."
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few
moments with a cat, which walked around the poor dog several times
and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off
the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." He handed the
man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell
me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" Doc shook his head sadly and
explained, "If you had taken my word for it, the cost would have been
$50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."
Alva Irish
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the dog on the table, Doctor Buck pulled out his stethoscope, placing
the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook
his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."
"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any
testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he
returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work,
sniffing the poor dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly.
After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook
his head and went, "Woof."
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few
moments with a cat, which walked around the poor dog several times
and then sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off
the table and ran out of the room.
The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do." He handed the
man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "$600! Just to tell
me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" Doc shook his head sadly and
explained, "If you had taken my word for it, the cost would have been
$50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."
Alva Irish
Nine Crows
http://www.askahomeopath.net
Hair Mineral Analysis
http://www.huckelberryfarm.com I sell HONEY!
https://www.paypal.com/affil/pal=Dr.Iri ... eopath.net
To purchase Homeopathic remedies easily
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