Treatise on Cell phonitis treatment - a Classical view

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muthu kumar
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Treatise on Cell phonitis treatment - a Classical view

Post by muthu kumar »

Well there is a well defined protocol from the classical times for
treating this-

Old classical homeopaths used to do this all the time. Whenever there
was a cell phone sensitivity they used to grind up the cell phones in
mortar with sugar of milk and give it raw. Then Hahnemann spoke
against such crude doses. Then they started using the cell phones that
their delicate mothers used. They used to sterilize the cell phones by
putting them in alcohol; this was then called mother tinctures. The
correct name for this should have been "mother cell phone" tinctures.
But of course Boenninghausen proved that high potencies are curative.
Hearing this the great "potentate" Genichen deviced a novel way of
reaching high potencies. He used to hold the cell phone at a fixed
distance of 5 feet from the patient and vigorously shook the cell
phone 200 times up and down to create a 200 potency. For increasing
the potency he simply went to the next room and did the same. French
homeopaths are not to be left behind. They being the true disciples of
the aged Hahnemann used to hang the cell phone by a silver thread from
the ceiling and then made the patient jump up and down 200 times. If
the patient got tired before finishing the jumping this indicated that
the remedy was too strong for the patient and indicated unusual
aggravation. They wanted to do some homeopathic drainage and this was
done most curatively by playing Beethoven or Mozart cell phone tunes
when the patients jumped. Gallavardin and Fortier Bernoville have
written extensively on this.

But all of this changed when finally we got the 6th edition and some
homeopath who can really read and write read the Paris case notes of
Hahnemann as well. As usual Hahnemann roundly criticized the practices
of all homeopaths till then ( including himself)as being those of
Mongrels ( who use Cell phone and land line). He said the LM potency
was the only true way of painlessly curing cell phonitis. this was
done by standing exactly 10 feet and 2 inches from the patient and
facing the patient and shaking the cell phone up and down precisely 2
feet up and 2 feet down and the patient should be shaking their head
side to side alternately exposing their ears. This was the only true
cure to cell phonitis according to the great man himself.

In general GSM aggravation indicates Psora ( the mother of all
cellphone related bothers). GPRS < indicates syphilis. CDMA probably
syphilitic miasm. G3 indicates Cancer miasm. G4 indicates AIDS.Dual
band is psora + syphilis according to Kent.

Of course the Bombay school also found that there is a difference
between Nokia, Motorola, LG etc. and the manufacturers mattered. Rajan
sankaran found about this when jumping from one periodic table to
another in between his delusions. Soon look forward to " Insight into
Cell phone kingdoms" book. Also there is a new methodology based on
"Vital Video phones" of the patients - the one true way of curing
miasms we inherited from neanderthal ages.

;-)
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MM
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Re: Treatise on Cell phonitis treatment - a Classical view

Post by MM »

Hi,
Rather interesting.
I confess, I made a mistake in a hurry.
I said G3 & G4, when I meant 3G & 4G (Right way to say)
That is truly ironic from my side.

Jumping up&down for potentizing is like
when patient forgets an instruction on bottle,
"Shake before use", s/he jumps up/down afterwards.

MM
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