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Greetings all,

I'd just like to do up a page or two of "homeopathic humour" for my students. (clean jokes, please!)

Please send me PRIVATELY any funny and/or corny joke you may know...
with a happy new year to you all....

Didi

Didi, it would be so much nicer if everyone would share the humour with
us all )

This request just begs some of the 'light bulb' jokes

How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.

How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!

How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

Did you hear about the man who forgot to take his homeopathic medicine?
Died of an overdose!

I'm sure others could do better

Happy holidays, Joy
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And how many thujas would it take? Only one but it would be a 1000 wart bulb.
Theresa
Joy wrote:
How many antibiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it.

How many Lycopodiums does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let someone else change it, then they point out all
the mistakes the bulb-changer made!

How many sulphurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon

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Thanks all, ha ha ha ha ha
Sincerely,
Didi Ananda Ruchira
Director, Abha Light
visit: www.abhalight.org
tel: +254 20 445-0181 / cells: 0733-895466 / 0723-869133

Its infectious// May your clinic and the group have a Great 2006, Jean

Didi Ananda Ruchira wrote: