Re: Aphorism 260 footnote: reading in bed is bad for you
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 5:03 pm
I just put this up on my blog - bit of a spoof on the footnote but can help fix it in memory.
I was trying to find a way to make this footnote significant for me – some will be aware that I have great difficulties with some of Hahnemann’s objections – reading lying down, staying up late, and eating celery, asparagus and onions to name a few.
So when this idea came knocking at my door, late at night after parsley and oregano soup followed by spiced chocolate and punch, I couldn’t resist the over-exertion of mind, although some would call it unnatural debauchery to spend so much time with the Organon in the wee hours of the morning. So if you’re tempted to excessive passive exercise (yes, slumping in front of a computer screen counts), have a tendency to read x-rated literature, and tend to be inappropriately drawn to play (pac-man, video games or chess, it’s all the same to me), put your grief aside, allow your anger and vexation to emerge as you pick your way through the marshlands of this Hahnemannian (i.e. long) paragraph and identify all the errors of diet and regimen that I’ve included here. I have excluded several for the sake of brevity and because thinking something up for all of this was too much of a strain on my usually over-active imagination.
As you get up in the morning and reach for the coffee from your coffee machine (tea? everyone knows that’s unhealthy!), you start feeling the after-effects of the previous night’s long swim after dinner – or was it that steak tartare that seemed to be, how to put it gently, long, long, long, past its prime – you wonder if you really should have eaten that meal yesterday. Was it the meat? Was it that herbed vegetable beer that no-one dares admit tastes of… well…herbed vegetables? Was it the chocolate mousse and wine for desert? Or just that you went to bed sucking on a bottle of whiskey?
Probably the whiskey, you muse, as you pull on the woolen underwear your mother insists that you wear in winter. She tried to put water in your wine last night at dinner – but you weren’t having any of it, no watered down wine for you. Even if your mother was paying for the meal. Even if you are forty-five and living at home because you can’t afford to rent your own place. Well, no time for a shower – the after-shave will just have to do. Again.
Someone at work mentioned recently that you have some strange habits. “How odd,” you think, “I wonder why they should think that,” as you stick a jaunty asparagus stalk into the brim of your hat, and set off for your first major exercise of the day – driving to the office. Well, you have a stick shift – that means you get to use both feet! A real workout.
OK – time to check the footnote – how many did you find? I’m not sure wearing asparagus counts, by the way…
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Vera Resnick
Classical Homeopath
054-4640736
e-mail: vera.homeopath@gmail.com
www.jerusalemhomeopath.com
www.materiamedicastudymethods.wordpress.com
I was trying to find a way to make this footnote significant for me – some will be aware that I have great difficulties with some of Hahnemann’s objections – reading lying down, staying up late, and eating celery, asparagus and onions to name a few.
So when this idea came knocking at my door, late at night after parsley and oregano soup followed by spiced chocolate and punch, I couldn’t resist the over-exertion of mind, although some would call it unnatural debauchery to spend so much time with the Organon in the wee hours of the morning. So if you’re tempted to excessive passive exercise (yes, slumping in front of a computer screen counts), have a tendency to read x-rated literature, and tend to be inappropriately drawn to play (pac-man, video games or chess, it’s all the same to me), put your grief aside, allow your anger and vexation to emerge as you pick your way through the marshlands of this Hahnemannian (i.e. long) paragraph and identify all the errors of diet and regimen that I’ve included here. I have excluded several for the sake of brevity and because thinking something up for all of this was too much of a strain on my usually over-active imagination.
As you get up in the morning and reach for the coffee from your coffee machine (tea? everyone knows that’s unhealthy!), you start feeling the after-effects of the previous night’s long swim after dinner – or was it that steak tartare that seemed to be, how to put it gently, long, long, long, past its prime – you wonder if you really should have eaten that meal yesterday. Was it the meat? Was it that herbed vegetable beer that no-one dares admit tastes of… well…herbed vegetables? Was it the chocolate mousse and wine for desert? Or just that you went to bed sucking on a bottle of whiskey?
Probably the whiskey, you muse, as you pull on the woolen underwear your mother insists that you wear in winter. She tried to put water in your wine last night at dinner – but you weren’t having any of it, no watered down wine for you. Even if your mother was paying for the meal. Even if you are forty-five and living at home because you can’t afford to rent your own place. Well, no time for a shower – the after-shave will just have to do. Again.
Someone at work mentioned recently that you have some strange habits. “How odd,” you think, “I wonder why they should think that,” as you stick a jaunty asparagus stalk into the brim of your hat, and set off for your first major exercise of the day – driving to the office. Well, you have a stick shift – that means you get to use both feet! A real workout.
OK – time to check the footnote – how many did you find? I’m not sure wearing asparagus counts, by the way…
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Vera Resnick
Classical Homeopath
054-4640736
e-mail: vera.homeopath@gmail.com
www.jerusalemhomeopath.com
www.materiamedicastudymethods.wordpress.com