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Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:00 am
by muthu kumar
EVen if someone gives all the "correct answers" to these questions, they could still be doing lousy homeopathy
A set of correct responses could be

1.Where did you study homeopathy?

In the International School of hairdressers ( in olden times this used to be School of Barbers - before that School of Barbarism)
I studied it till I got a headache, some folks who are really good at it studied it till they became cross-eyed.

Most of the folks in my batch passed our post graduate education in Mortuary Management and Cadaver Conservation with flying colors.
I mentored with Classical Homeopath XYZ till she got arrested for selling Meditation in potencies...
I ONLY use homeopathic remedies - for others. For my own use I go to a good allopathic doctor in a town far off from my town of practice. Or attend Rajan's training in Bombay and go to a good Ayurveda doctor.
Naturally - only one remedy in any given second...On second thought, I will change the remedy in the next few seconds - but always the single remedy...
Depends on how much medicine I have in hand, If I have a lot, I use dry. If there is not much I dilute it with water as needed and market this as a better way of taking it. My grandma used the same trick every time she was short on milk. She will dilute it more and called in potentized and powerful milk and called this LM ( Lightweight Milk) and claimed that this released innate healing powers of milk.

I have read the Organon many times since no one can understand it in a life time. I had to keep on reading it since it is very rare for me to go beyond the first 3 paras before Organon of Sleep arrives.

What edition of the Organon do you base your work on?

I am told that there is a secret underground version of Organon that Hahnemann wrote and gave to Melanie to release it only in 2012.
I am waiting for this latest version of Organon to base my practice on it. I am told that Hahnemann recommends pouring the medicine into the patients mouth and shaking the patient 500 times for instantaneous action.
I welcome allopathic vaccination because it gives rise to many diseases for homeopaths to cure. There are many homeopathic experts whose livelihood depends on vaccination.
I am always available for emergencies esp, when I am the cause of it. I handle only classical emergencies like "sleeping in front of TV, loud snoring, tight socks leaving impressions on the leg, itching in the back where patient cannot reach it"...For the rest I have negotiated rates with local cab drivers to safely drive you to the nearest emergency room and good allopathic care.
;-)

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Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:49 am
by Venkat
rotfl ! rotfltigt ! (the first one you all know . guess the second)

I eagerly await where this is going to lead one to ?

Do you mean to say, that a questionaire per se to a Homeopath is
offensive ? Pray tell me, what is the acceptable way of putting it ? In
India , as you know, a teacher, a doctor and a Judge are beyond any
question. You either take it or leave it. Sometime, when there is no
other choice, you just suffer for it.

Once I got a 'bun' ( that is my son's terminology which stands for 'big
unexpected nosecut') from an allopath for asking what he was prescribing
for my son and why.

Tail piece : And the simile for schhol of barbers is correct in an
Indian context. Barbers were doctors par excellence upto just a hundred
years back from now. They are given the title ' maruttuvar' (doctor) as
a caste title even now. They were suturists par excellence, massage
therapists and were traditional healers in any village.

Venkat

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wrote:
they could still be doing lousy homeopathy
to be School of Barbers - before that School of Barbarism)
have you had?
it studied it till they became cross-eyed.
Mortuary Management and Cadaver Conservation with flying colors.
selling Meditation in potencies...
you ONLY use homeopathic remedies.
good allopathic doctor in a town far off from my town of practice. Or
attend Rajan's training in Bombay and go to a good Ayurveda doctor.
will change the remedy in the next few seconds - but always the single
remedy...
dry. If there is not much I dilute it with water as needed and market
this as a better way of taking it. My grandma used the same trick every
time she was short on milk. She will dilute it more and called in
potentized and powerful milk and called this LM ( Lightweight Milk) and
claimed that this released innate healing powers of milk.
life time. I had to keep on reading it since it is very rare for me to
go beyond the first 3 paras before Organon of Sleep arrives.
Hahnemann wrote and gave to Melanie to release it only in 2012.
it. I am told that Hahnemann recommends pouring the medicine into the
patients mouth and shaking the patient 500 times for instantaneous
action.
diseases for homeopaths to cure. There are many homeopathic experts
whose livelihood depends on vaccination.
I handle only classical emergencies like "sleeping in front of TV, loud
snoring, tight socks leaving impressions on the leg, itching in the back
where patient cannot reach it"...For the rest I have negotiated rates
with local cab drivers to safely drive you to the nearest emergency room
and good allopathic care.

Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:02 pm
by Tanya Marquette
great piece of historical context. thanks
tanya

Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:04 pm
by Joy Lucas
:-)) very funny you two - this is taking on sweeney todd proportions
(barbers and doctors and all that)

Joy

http://www.joylucashomeopathy.com
http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/homeopathystudy/

Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:50 pm
by muthu kumar
No, transparency between patient and practitioner is essential - whatever the mode of treatment. In allopathy most of the countries require the doctors to have their credentials prominently displayed. Since the allopathic medical practice is formally regulated and graduating from any of the accredited programs ensures at least a modicum of standards, it is not needed for the patient to make many enquiries. That is the purpose of standards and credentialing.

In Homeopathy it does not matter where you trained. You might have trained in the worst school but still do the best practice based on what you have read on your own. The reverse is true as well... You might be the most prominent circuit guru follower but do lousy practice...

But talking about editions of the Organon smacks of the religious wars of major religions today - which version of God's word do you follow...

Even Kent could not be a good homeopath by some of the pure standards-

In

Originally this was part of the Guru tradition. Medicine men were always revered in most of the cultures since medicine and religion and spirituality were all mixed. All major religious figures used their "healing powers" to showcase their claim to divinity. "miracles". Siddhas in indian tradition were supermen with super powers with also healing powers. It is unfortunate that consumerism and commercialization spoiled the trust between patient and the doctor.
Foolish doctor...
Even in England they had Barber Surgeons. One of the reasons why surgeons are still called Mr instead of Dr. in UK, Surgeons came out of different schools compared to physicians- not from medical schools originally.

Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:34 pm
by Sheri Nakken
as so many are practicing lousy homeopathy

that's why I only refer to people that I know are practicing quality homeopathy

this questionnaire is provided for those who don't go with those I recommend

At 10:00 PM 2/7/2010, you wrote:

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Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:49 pm
by Dale Moss
I would not be offended if a prospective client had a list of questions for me; after all, I'm going to be asking questions of him or her, so turnabout is fair. But I'd much prefer to have them ask the questions in person or over the phone. Writing out answers would be too time-consuming. For the same reason, I keep my intake questionnaire relatively brief so new clients don't feel as if they're taking the writing exam for the College Boards.
Peace,
Dale

Re: questionaire for homoeopath

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:55 pm
by Sheri Nakken
Just ask the homeopath which they prefer
Sheri

At 11:49 AM 2/8/2010, you wrote: